Rifftrax Movie Matinee: Old
Saturday, June 12
1:00pm - 3:00pm
Trussville
LBK AuditoriumEnjoy a movie with some funny commentary.
Do you love movies and making fun of them? Or, rather, laughing at other, funnier people making fun of them? Then you would love Rifftrax. Brought to you by the guys & gals behind Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rifftrax makes. movies. better. They combine the jokes of MST3K with the blockbuster success of movies not in the common domain but that need to be mocked. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and prepare to laugh.
This month's movie is M. Night Shyamalan's Old.
It’s the beach that makes you old, in the movie that makes you “huh?”
Old is a… thriller… from M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twists. The twist? He keeps getting money to make movies with half-baked concepts!
Thrill as a family checks into a fancy resort! Beverages are served! Exposition is deployed, to the max! The family accepts a special invitation to a secluded beach, joined by a crew of Familiar Archetypes. The cold, indifferent doctor and his young, bikinied wife. The therapist who only talks about therapy. The kids. And of course, the rapper named Mid-Sized Sedan. Is that name a joke? Just like everything else in this mysterious world, it’s hard to be sure!
Eventually, the dopes on the beach start to notice that it’s making them old. Mostly just the kids, though. And the kids… oh, the kids. Suffice to say, they grow up too fast, with disturbing results. People start dropping dead, developing theories, and reacting to everything with the dull flatness we’ve come to expect from M. Night’s characters. Hot Dog Guy from The Happening, where are you when we need you?
If you haven’t seen this movie, you really need to see the explanation at the end. Is it satisfying? Of course not! Will it make you say “OH COME ON!”? Quite likely!
It’s the movie that gets older while its hair and fingernails stay the same age. There’s much to think about, but little to understand. Confused? So are Mystery Science Theater 3000's Mike, Kevin and Bill, join them for Old!
Trussville
Confirm library hours before visiting.
Trussville Public Library sits in the heart of the Cahaba Project, and remains a vital part of this community and of the Jefferson County cooperative library system – Public Libraries in Jefferson County (PLJC). We offer books, audio books, DVDs, BluRays and Playaways. For more information, call us at 205-655-2022.